Ok, so the first step to staying alive is for DA to let me add the apostrophe in Riley’s in the title. Also shame on you if you didn’t notice. Step 1.5 don’t die.
Step 2 be smart ok, I know there are people who have legitimate learning disabilities and you should to.
Step 3 do this ---> teejaypineapple.tumblr.com/ima… if you don’t oblige by these rules you’re a hypocrite (I like big words I don’t understand), jk a hypocrite is someone who uses hypocrisy :0
Step 4 be obsessive, find a show, game, youtuber, book, anything and just get sucked into it. You need to know how tall the actors are, the author’s spouse and amount of children, and lastly the creator favorite word in their favorite language translated to pig latin
Step 5 I never go outside (step 3) maybe I’m the hypocrite *cough* not illuminati
Step 6 help me write the rest of this seriously leave comments and I’ll put them in as steps
Step 7 listen to these songs [link] (obviously) and[link] for funsies